oh my god
God is real
he died a hero’s death
my brother has 700 hours logged on his copy of pokemon pearl. he has three entire boxes filled with starly. didn’t catch them for IVs. doesn’t even know how to battle competitively. he just really likes starly
"just let me sit next to you for awhile."
IL GET YOU BIG-MACAROT
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face